Sardar Jokes

1
A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party: 

Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni,

He is my kid,

& she is my kidney.

2
Teacher: A for? 

Sardar: Apple 

Teacher: Jor se bolo? 

Sardar: Jai mata di. 

3
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape?

Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!

4
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


5
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister

6
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

7
The Bank sends sardar a mail written...

"Your payments are outstanding".

Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.

8
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.

I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says 

"please recharge your card"

9
Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .

Sardar: Why are you praying for that?

Sardar Son: Please. Please. Please

Sardar: BUT WHY?

...

Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam today.