Jokes

Girl Friend : Where Is My

Birthday Gift..

Boy Friend : Can You See That

Red Hot Ferrari On The Other

side Of Road..

Girl Friend :(Extremely Happy)

- Yes..yes yes!!!!!

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Boy Friend : I Bought Same

Color Nail Polish For You :P :D

Dhoni's Mom- Go and bring some vegetables from market.. 

Dhoni- But mom we are loosers , public are in full anger.. 

Mom- wear my saree, no 1 will recognise you.. 

Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.. 

A girl; Hi dhoni! How r u?.. Dhoni got shocked... 

Dhoni- How did u know, I am Dhoni...?? 

Girl- Abbey,, I am KOHLI... xd

Husband sent a text to his wife at night:

"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." 

He sent another text:"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary, at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" 

She texts back: "OMG really?" 

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message". :D :D :P

Girls of today:

Boy: Hi

Girl: What?

Boy: How are u?

Girl: Do I know u?

Boy: I'm rich..

Girl: Oh! Hi. My name is Mary but u can call me "baby" I'm 19 & I stay in Runda.

I love short dark men, especially like u & I'm glad to meet u. So, when are we going out?

Boy: No, no, no "Rich" is my name

Girl: Sorry I don't talk to strangers.. ;)

A Boy asked a Girl in a market

i have lost my GF

can u talk 2 me 4 a minute ?

Girl- why ? 

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Boy- becasue whenever i talk 2 any girl

my GF finds me! :D :P

How do they catch a lion in Russia?
“Please don’t ask such difficult question.
They arrest cat and torture him until he admits, He is a lion”
-Osho