Story:Which religion do you follow?

A Hindu family was travelling in a vehicle. 
A terrorist stopped the vehicle, pointed an 
automatic weapon at the head of the family 
and asked - "which religion do you follow? "
The elder replied "we are Muslims......"
The terrorist asked him to recite a verse from the Quran.....
The elder recites a verse......
The terrorist said - you may proceed....
The terrorist let the family pass through without harming them.....

When the Hindu family went some distance, 
the wife of the elder gent asked him, 
"you recited a verse from the Bhagwad Gita, 
then how did he let us off ?"
To this, the elder replied......
"if he had read the Quran, 
he would not have become a terrorist"....

Story:Inter-Religion Integration

I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. 

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”

The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."

I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

I believe in all Religions now......